Paella – The Food of the Gods

Mes amis, you have not lived if you have not had a good Valencian paella! Now, we need to be clear about one thing – paella is not a Spanish dish but a Valencian one (with Moorish influence if not origin). Forget that, and your cook might look at you like you come from some famine-stricken country and have never seen food! Spaniards take their food very seriously (as they should), and it is always good to know a little about what you eat.

A paella is basically a rice casserole. There are many kinds of paellas, but I have noticed Spaniards turn their noses up at certain combinations of ingredients. One such heresy is mixing meat, chorizo, and seafood, committed commonly across the United States. Nonetheless, the taste is spectacular, proving that not only is paella a simple dish to prepare, but it is also not easy to go wrong with it! So do not get frightened by the number of ingredients that might go into the dish, and if you are not used to Mediterranean cooking, don’t panic at the sound of exotic names – my first time with Spanish cuisine was also quite nerve-wracking and unnecessarily so!

Before we begin, I must emphasise the importance of using high quality ingredients and the appropriate utensils in making paella. While this is true for any dish, I have noticed that it is especially so when it comes to Pimentón de la Vera (smoked Spanish paprika), the Spanish chorizo (do not use Mexican), and the saffron – it is just magic! Also, paella is cooked with calasparra or bomba rice, though the Italian arborio rice works almost as well. These short strains are good at absorbing the juices released while cooking and give the dish a rich and creamy flavour.

In terms of utensils, it is important to use a wide yet shallow pan so that the rice may simmer uniformly with the other ingredients. I personally prefer hammered copper pans as the metal distributes the heat exceptionally well, but you can find pans made from double gauge steel, carbon steel, and even simple stainless steel.

The recipe below would probably have the Spanish Inquisition on you in no time, for it also indulges in some heresy. Yet as I said earlier, it works! So as they say in Spain, buen provecho

Ingredients:

Preparation time: 20 – 25 minutes

Cooking time: 1 hour 20 minutes

Serves: 8

Process:

Serve with crusty bread and a nice medium-bodied red such as a Rioja.

Addendum (13.12.2012):

I am surprised at the response this recipe has received from people and that too so quickly. While many have enjoyed it, there are a large number of vegetarians who feel they have been discriminated against and have demanded a meatless, fishless version. Some have also asked if there is a version that does not use wine. People – where is the love, where is the fun?

Since I have many vegetarian friends, I have had to learn to adjust down from perfection to fit their palate! So here are the changes required to make the above dish suitable for even losers who can’t hunt, fish, or ride!

Vegetarian ingredients: 

Honestly, you can put almost any vegetable combination you want – I have seen paellas with shiitake mushrooms, aubergines, broccoli (?!)…the possibilities are endless. The same is true for the beans – while I usually use cannellini (white kidney beans), people use butter beans, great northern beans, and runner beans instead. My rule of thumb is to substitute each meat with a vegetable, thus maintaining some sort of balance between the rice base and the other ingredients.

Modifications: